Well, Victoria's Secret underwear is truly eye-catching. I'm sorry I find this story amusing. I was reading over the news this morning and came across this article where a 52 year old California woman putting on a Victoria Secret thong had a metal decorative object hit her in the eye, damaging her cornea. Now she's suing Victoria's Secret for lost wages and damages. The article states she was "trying it on" when the thong broke. Comments placed by readers in this article further states she had the thong for a while and that she was at home trying it on. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/06/17/2008-06-17_thonged_in_the_eye_by_dainties_she_claim.html http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0617081secrets1.html Can you imagine what kind of warnings may be placed on thongs with external adornments as a result of this case? "Watch out for thongs, they can hurt your eyes."